Worst Airline Ever!

The adventure begins with an ulcer inflaming 3 AM Alarm …

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Who better to lead this wretched airline than a our hero below, Captain Sully?  Unfortunately, he and Mr. Magoo have something in common – poor eye sight!   The cartoon below also introduces us to Babs, head flight attendant.  Babs will be on the flight from New York to L.A.with Captain Sully, and we’ll get to know her along the way. (I hope our real life hero Captain Sullenberger will accept the funny haha in this cartoon series).

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Ernie lives in the airplane’s cargo hull and handles bags and plane maintenance.   In the cartoon below, Ernie is rummaging through the goods under Babs direction, his co-conspirator, when he uncovers a green snake that becomes the plane’s mascot.  Ernie is a social recluse that is 6 foot 6 inches tall stretched-out in the light, but now he’s mostly hunched-backed from years in the crawl.  He bangs his head a lot and does not pick up on the obvious queues of good customer service.  Ernie is harmless unless you have a good pair of Ray-Bans in your checked luggage.

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2/12/17 One strip added.  I’ve been swept away with other cartoons, and real life work has been very busy.  Hope to get back to work on this cartoon series soon.

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